bash.org

[MaRs.]

http://bash.org/?258908

[font=monospace]<Ben174> : If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
<ChrisLMB> : If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
<Ben174> : Where u work?
<ChrisLMB> : I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)[/font]

http://bash.org/?330261

[font=monospace]<i8b4uUnderground> d-_-b
<BonyNoMore> how u make that inverted b?
<BonyNoMore> wait
<BonyNoMore> never mind[/font]

http://bash.org/?1578

[font=monospace]<calin> we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick.. and was all gothy.. and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
<ecoli> ew.
<ecoli> wait, you "caught" him?
<ecoli> like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)[/font]

http://bash.org/?77904

[font=monospace]<Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
<V-girl> i belong with the other 13%[/font]

http://bash.org/?6460

[font=monospace]<studdud> what the fuck is wtf[/font]

http://bash.org/?139697

[font=monospace]<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...[/font]

http://bash.org/?291262

[font=monospace]<Mendo> lmao there's a wicked lookign spider on my monitor and if i move the mouse around he chases after it
<spitfire> haha mendo
<spitfire> take a screen shot
<spitfire> wait
<spitfire> that made no sense[/font]

http://bash.org/?23601

[font=monospace]<mage> what should I give sister for unzipping?
<Kevyn> Um. Ten bucks?
<mage> no I mean like, WinZip?[/font]

http://bash.org/?244321

[font=monospace]<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.[/font]

http://bash.org/?99835

[font=monospace]<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
<TheXPhial> vaccuums
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
<TheXPhial> black holes
<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
<TheXPhial> lava?[/font]

http://bash.org/?342633

[font=monospace]<Quake-Hat> brad, your mom is fine as shit
<Quake-Hat> i think i will masturbate to her while i play with my balls
<bad_brad> brad had to go blow his nose, but thanks for the compliment, i will be calling your mother
<Quake-Hat> Jesus-fucking christ!!![/font]

http://bash.org/?98

[font=monospace]<ikkenai> i don't have hard drives. i just keep 30 chinese teenagers in my basement and force them to memorize numbers[/font]

http://bash.org/?338364

[font=monospace]<Alanna> Saying that Java is nice because it works on all OS's is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on all genders[/font]

mehr: bash.org

alt wayne

(deutsch)

[peTeq]

jo alt, aber wayne
die seite wollt ich eh mal wieder haben

aber gabs da nicht mal son spruch:

"lames posten ist log" oder so

[realgeizt]

Jo, die Seite hat mir schon viele heftige Lacher beschert.

[tSch0uSy]

die witzigen 2- zeiler müssen mir immer wieder als quit msg herhalten :>

[snarther]

arschloch

ich wollte eigentlich vor ner stunde ins bett gehen

doch dann kam bash.org :/

[Zyklon999]

Zu geil

//EDIT:

http://www.bash.org/?202477

[font=monospace](Mootar) morons.
(Mootar) these people who live in my apartment complex are connected to my wireless
(Mootar) they must think they're super-cool hackers by breaking into my completely unsecure network
(Mootar) unfortunatly, the connection works both ways
(Mootar) long story short, they now have loads of horse porn on their computer[/font]

Ich kann nemmer xD

[tmoe]

ein link hätte es auch getan.
ich bin fast täglich dort, wenn mir lanweilig ist und kenn die meisten der quotes dort.
einfach ne geile seite.

[magichisoka]

lool ZerGoth DD!! Wie krank!

Ich fand den hunter2 Quote auch sehr nett.

[Netron]

ja, bash.org ist wahrlich eine tolle seite!

http://bash.org/?84305

[font=monospace]<boyd> mmm, he said he's now a linux whore as well as an amd one
<saba> rofl
<saba> what a slutty combo. an OS for people who dont use deoderant with a CPU for people who can't afford deoderant[/font]

find ich sehr toll

[Syn]

http://bash.org/?207373

[font=monospace]<anamexis> oh man
<anamexis> I was opening a coke, right
--> Beefpile (~mbeefpile@cloaked.wi.rr.com) has joined #themacmind
<anamexis> and it exploded
<anamexis> ALMOST all over my keyboard
<anamexis> but I got it away just in time
<-- Beefpile has quit (sick fuckers)
<anamexis> :<[/font]

[edgewalker]

Und bei http://plasmasturm.org/feeds/bash-org-latest/ gibt's einen Atom-Newsfeed davon für die Leute die Newsreader verwenden.

[deluks]

http://bash.org/?618165

[font=monospace]* Sinbad changes topic to '15000 atheists in London rioted after a blank sheet of paper was found on a cartoonist's desk'[/font]

http://bash.org/?617739

[font=monospace]* Josh` is listening to : In Flames - Vacuum.mp3
<NoEvidenZ> that song sucks.[/font]

[deluks]

http://bash.org/?670375

[font=monospace]<JonTG> Man, my penis is so big if I laid it out on a keyboard it'd go all the way from A to Z
<JonTG> wait, shit[/font]

pwned

[Smurftrooper]

aber sowas von selfpwn

[palandir]

http://bash.org/?703545

[font=monospace]<tom93> you know you watch too much porn when you start to recognise the MALE pornstars.[/font]

http://bash.org/?702568

[font=monospace]<Mithandir> it's interesting how much you can tell about the designers of a product by looking at the end result
<Mithandir> for instance I can clearly tell that whomever thought it was a good idea to have "exit program" and "suspend computer" buttons on a keyboard didn't have cats[/font]

http://bash.org/?701644

[font=monospace]<coolbreze> heres a better qustion; what is the qucikest way to set up and FTP Server?
<SpeedEvil> coolbreze: post your root password in a warez group.[/font]

http://bash.org/?701504

[font=monospace]andrewy: linux exploits are like IF THE MOON IS IN FRONT OF VENUS AND YOU ARE LEFT HANDED AND SOMEONE ALREADY HAS LOCAL ACCESS AND YOU HAVE YAEWS (YET ANOTHER EMACS WEB SERVER) INSTALLED IT MIGHT BE POSSIBLE UNDER CERTAIN CONDITIONS TO BECOME ROOT[/font]

http://bash.org/?701197

[font=monospace]<Panda-> i love irc so much more than my family
<Panda-> mainly because my grandmother doesnt recognize me
<Panda-> BUT AUTHSERV DOES![/font]

[edgewalker]

http://bash.org/?714600

[font=monospace]<GreenGoblin> Ponyprincess, get ur brain checked!
<PonyPrincess> oh ya? well i did and they found nothing!
<PonyPrincess> wait, crap[/font]

http://bash.org/?714706

[font=monospace]<Buck> the MPAA site has an interesting anti piracy blitz going on for Christmas
<Buck> they say that they're protecting users from buying pirated copies of films
<Buck> then they go on to say that you can recognize pirated films by the fact that they're a lot cheaper, out before or while films are still in theatres, are region free and contain no DRM
<Buck> if I wouldn't have pirated before.. the MPAA sure has convinced me to do it now[/font]

[KrogoTh]

Original geschrieben von deluks
http://bash.org/?670375
pwned

rofl

[Silentkiller]

ofmg immer wieder geil

http://bash.org/?602698

http://bash.org/?334331

http://bash.org/?520670

hab ich mir auch schon öfter gedacht: http://bash.org/?1660

wie kommt man auf sowas? http://bash.org/?488793

[wh1sper]

http://bash.org/?287414

[font=monospace]<DeadMansHand> haha, last night, me and pete went out to celebrate his engagement and got hugely drunk
<DeadMansHand> we got this great idea to bury eachother in the sand close to the water and see who would chicken out first
<DeadMansHand> took about a half hour, but the water got up to my face so i freaked and got out
<DeadMansHand> i looked around for pete and he must've chickened out before me and stumbled home or something heh
<DeadMansHand> What'd he say when he woke up this morning?
<Thirteen-> uhh.. he hasn't come home yet.. i thought he was staying with you?
<DeadMansHand> holy fuck.
<DeadMansHand> i fucking hope im wrong about what im thinking right now
<DeadMansHand> im fucking going back to the beach to make sure
<DeadMansHand> if he gets home, call me, i don't want to be worrying about this
<Thirteen-> will do. you better hope he's not still buried, you'll be in deep shit.
quit: (DeadMansHand)
<Tyran> wtf? pete came home last night you fuck. Ken's going to be worrying about this shit all day
<Thirteen-> haha yea, but it will be fun while it lasts
join: (PeteRepeat) (bob@3F8C4655.11D1C8C.18637D35.IP)
<PeteRepeat> fucking ken
<PeteRepeat> ken... that fucker buried me in the sand last night, i ran off about 5 minutes to it, left him there to be an idiot
<quiqsilver> pete, ken didn't come back last night, i thought he was with you.
<PeteRepeat> oh fuck.
<PeteRepeat> if ken shows up, make sure he doesn't know that im at the beach digging for his body. i don't want him to think i care or anything.
quit: (PeteRepeat)
<Thirteen-> rofl. Those 2 are going to get a huge surprise when they meet at the beach.
<Tyran> i can't beleive how perfect their timing was[/font]

[Aphrodieter]

http://www.bash.org/?61535

[font=monospace]<Slime> I saw a headline on the newspaper today: "Horrific Rape in Alley", or something.
<Slime> I was like "Is there any other kind of rape?"
<Slime> "HILARIOUS RAPE AS CLOWN SODOMIZED"[/font]

[edgewalker]

http://bash.org/?715357

[font=monospace]* Chrispy is playing : naughty college girls volume 4
<Chrispy> ooops
<Chrispy> :s
<Chrispy> lol
<Vaine> lololol
<z3ph> HAHHAHAHA
<+DJ_8-Ball|eve> rofl
<%Crysis> lmfao
<Vaine> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<z3ph> HAHAHAHA[/font]

[DynAmiC]

Original geschrieben von deluks
http://bash.org/?670375
pwned

hrhr

[Nomschta]

http://bash.org/?349567

[font=monospace]Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens, and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing...[/font]

http://bash.org/?8814

[font=monospace]<Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There's a dude next to me and he's watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.[/font]

http://bash.org/?8102

[font=monospace]<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
<glome> Who me?!
<content> Yes you!
<glome> Couldn't be!
<content> Then WHO?!!
<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)[/font]

http://bash.org/?328464

[font=monospace]SparTacus (rulimbaww@3B942731.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
* SparTacus is now known as Betty_Guns
wacko Jacko (lbeedy@1C57684.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #santcuary
<wacko_Jacko>ok spartacus just came n here i know it. which one of you is that loser?
<hunney> I am spartacus
<ji_pper>no im spartacus
<Betty_Guns>I am spartacus
<mistr andersn>I’m spartacus
<wacko_Jacko>ur all freaks thats what u r[/font]

http://bash.org/?329292

[font=monospace]<Batty> Euch, rap is just missing one letter. c.
<zeep> rapc?
<Batty> ...
<Batty> Crap you idiot. you put the c on the other end
<zeep> oic
<Batty> Though you could also say it's missing an e
<zeep> wtf is erap?
* Batty bangs his head repeatedly against a wall[/font]

http://bash.org/?57804

[font=monospace]<OmkAR> weeeeeee
<OmkAR`> they should have a tv show, where ppl go from cable back to dialup for like a month
<OmkAR`> and they film it
<OmkAR`> like survival
<Spiffeh> rofl
<@q-ReZ> lol
<@d-_-b> haha[/font]

grosses kino mal wieder

[Nomschta]

http://bash.org/?728751

[font=monospace]<ehFk> so today in class Mr. Frank was like "Guys, turn to page 404...."
<ehFk> me being a smartass say "Sir.... I can't find it"
<ehFk> "Michael, It is page 404"
<ehFk> "SIR! I CAN'T FIND IT!"
<ehFk> I spent the next two minutes explaining to my class what 404 meant
<ehFk> and they all looked at me like I was the biggest fucking nerd EVER
<TheTik> wow... speechless.[/font]

http://bash.org/?726567

[font=monospace]<Ugarte> I think I was 12 at the time, and I was at this girl's house for some kind of party... I think her name was Kate.
<Ugarte> Anyway, at some point she said she wanted to show me something, and brought me alone to her brother's room. She dug under his bed and took out a picture of a woman having sex with a dog. Then she kissed me.
<Ugarte> I'm as confused about this now as I was then.[/font]

http://bash.org/?724976

[font=monospace]<Green> So I got in my car
<Green> and there was birdshit on my windsheild
<Green> so i got a paper towel and got out to wipe it off
<Green> but it wouldn't come off
<Green> and thats when I realized it was on the INSIDE
<Green> I had a hard time getting to sleep that night[/font]

[The ManDay]

Wie alt ist der Thread jetzt ? Damals gabs sogar noch guests (Die sind heute alle in die Community integriert - pq.de ftw )

http://bash.org/?725783

[font=monospace]<1> please tell me if there's any way to check if a table exist in mysql database
<2> if (mysql_query('DROP TABLE table_name')) echo "table existed";[/font]

!!!

http://bash.org/?722585

[font=monospace]<NerdyScientist7> Okay, I'm taking a survey, want to be in it?
<bigone> sure
<NerdyScientist7> Here's the question: How stupid are you?
<bigone> what do u mean
<NerdyScientist7> Thanks for your input.[/font]

[Dumpfkopf]

Alles alt.

[XeroX]

ich kannte sie alle schon, aber ich habse mir alle nochmal durchgelesen obwohl ich vor 90 min im bett sein wollte :/

teilweise ist es einfach zu witzig um nicht weiterzulesen ... besonders das mit den Piraten ist sehr geil wurd bestimmt schon gepostet.

Gute nacht :>

[Nomschta]

meine sind vom "latest" tab

gute nacht

[edgewalker]

http://bash.org/?731378

[font=monospace]<Chrtsalid^Revenge> I spent about 45 minutes watching concerned neighbours and some maintenance workers dismantling a drainpipe in order to save a kitten today,
<Chrtsalid^Revenge> And ten minutes of porn later, their effort was wasted.[/font]

Herrlich.