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In einem Nerdanfall habe ich mir folgende Deine-Mudda-Sprüche überlegt:

Deine Mudda
... ist so fett, die braucht 2 Supplydepots
... ist so fett, die blockt alleine die Choke auf Scrap Station
... ist so fett, die creept jede Map komplett zu, wenn sie Schnupfen hat
... ist so dumm, dass sogar der Dragoner eine bessere Wegfinderoutine hat
... ist so fett, dass sie keine Energie für einen Vortex braucht

Hahaha )))

meine mutter ist tot

Deine Mudda ist so dumm, die baut beim 6Pool als erstes sechs Gebäude. 8[

Deine Mudda ist so fett, wo sie hinläuft wird alles Low-Ground und unbebaubar.

lieber ne fette mutter als ausm reagenzglas enstanden zu sein

deine mutter is so fett, die muss man gar nicht erst scouten

Hihi

Deine Mutter ist so dumm, die verliert sogar mit Terran.

scnr

Yo Mommaship so fat her food cost has increased from 6 to 8.
Yo Mommaship’s so trashy she doesn’t attack Roaches.
Yo Mommaship’s so fat she made Jim Raynor say “That’s no moon!”
Yo Mommaship so lazy that it takes her almost 3 minutes to be instantly teleported.
Yo Mommaship so dumb she forgot to fire two of her guns. (see patch notes!)
Yo Mommaship such a floozy, she took 10 marines in her vortex and still had energy left.
Yo Mommaship’s so fat when she sits around the base, she sits AROUND the base.
Yo Mommaship so dumb when I said “we require more minerals” she took a Centrum.
Yo Mommaship so fat that when she uses Mass Recall, your units are still where you left them.
Yo Mommaship so fat, you must construct additional pylons. Always.
Yo Mommaship so fat she burns all her energy by turning around.
Yo Mommaship so fat she tried to cloak herself but it tore.
Yo Mammaship so fat, it takes 3 orbital scans to see all of her.
Yo Mammaship so ugly, she blinds detectors.
Yo Mommaship so dumb she thinks that the Ghost Academy is where Casper lives.
Yo Mommaship is so fat, the map can only hold one per player.
Yo Mommahip so fat she hit wormhole transit and got stuck on both sides.
Yo Mommaship so fat, Blizzard had to nerf her TWICE, just to fit her through the door.
Yo Mommaship so fat, she takes up the entire control group.
Yo Mommaship so fat she thought feedback was takeout. (Avarius)
Yo Mommaship so fat she needs shields just to keep it tucked in.
Yo Mommaship so fat her rear-end is considered a high-yield vespene geyser.
Yo Mommaship so fat when she delayed the release of beta 3 weeks because they had to upload her.
You Mommaship so fat, she takes food from all players in the game.
Yo Mommaship so dumb, she takes financial advice from Infestors.

... die kriegt gleich alle 3 mutalisken schüsse ab.