Softwareentwickler Zitate / Humor

[EviLsEyE]

Not only is that terrible in general, but you just KNOW Billy's going to open the root present first, and then everyone will have to wait while the heap is rebuilt.

[Debee]

http://siriux.net/docs/humor/beweise/

http://siriux.net/2010/12/10-schmutzige-geheimnisse/

http://eden.nackenserver.de/lehrer.txt

[xxx]

Write-only web scaling DB: http://adrianotto.com/2010/08/dev-null-unlimited-scale/

Tipp: Kommentare lesen!

[Mein Name sei Wapaz]

http://technosophos.com/content/drupal- ... roposal-d8

Drupal 8 without Functions

[EviLsEyE]

Ich brauch auch so 'ne Keyboard-Hose

[Nomschta]

Non white space characters cannot be added to content.

is klar, ich kann nur leerzeichen in den inhalt einfuegen

[mac_mario]

#protolol
http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt

@OhMeadhbh: the SYN flood attack #protolol: "knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? knock knock. who's there? ..."

@missmcj A TCP packet walks into a bar "I want a beer." Bartender responds "You want a beer?" Packet responds "I want a beer." #protolol

@peter_tonoli Chuck Norris has only one OSI layer - Physical #protolol

und viele mehr...

[Nomschta]

ah ja

[EviLsEyE]

#protolol
http://attrition.org/misc/ee/protolol.txt

Gute Klolektüre

edit: und ein schönes Zitat gefunden..
"Usually the problem can be found in the layer 8 of the OSI model."

[saftig]

PEP 20 -- The Zen of Python

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!

Quelle:
PEP 20 -- The Zen of Python

[Morb1d]

PEP 20 -- The Zen of Python

Beautiful is better than ugly.
Explicit is better than implicit.
Simple is better than complex.
Complex is better than complicated.
Flat is better than nested.
Sparse is better than dense.
Readability counts.
Special cases aren't special enough to break the rules.
Although practicality beats purity.
Errors should never pass silently.
Unless explicitly silenced.
In the face of ambiguity, refuse the temptation to guess.
There should be one-- and preferably only one --obvious way to do it.
Although that way may not be obvious at first unless you're Dutch.
Now is better than never.
Although never is often better than *right* now.
If the implementation is hard to explain, it's a bad idea.
If the implementation is easy to explain, it may be a good idea.
Namespaces are one honking great idea -- let's do more of those!

Quelle:
PEP 20 -- The Zen of Python

Erinnert mich an The Tao Of Programming

[EviLsEyE]

Crosspost aus dem Fun-Forum.. ;>

[zeeno]

Hab eben ein älteres Kommentar in einem Code von mir gefunden

/**
* Verschieben hat geklappt. Anhang in die Samenbank eintragen.
*/

Ich kann jedem nur empfehlen seine Codes mit lustigen Kommentaren zu versehen. So macht das auffrischen von Code direkt viel mehr Spaß, wenn man nach langer Zeit mal wieder drüberschaut

[Morb1d]

Bjarne Stroustrup: How C++ Combats Global Warming - YouTube

[Johanson]

Grad bei fefe gefunden:
qnrq» Blog Archive » 0day Full disclosure: American Express

Kein Schenkelklopfer, aber ich verspürte doch einige mal den Reflex mit der flachen Hand vor die Stirn zu schlagen.

[Nomschta]

Grad bei fefe gefunden:
qnrq» Blog Archive » 0day Full disclosure: American Express

Kein Schenkelklopfer, aber ich verspürte doch einige mal den Reflex mit der flachen Hand vor die Stirn zu schlagen.

ich kenn mich mit so hackerkram ja nicht aus, aber bei ner bank sollte man doch denken dass da fähige leute sitzen....fail

[Warzenschwan]

lol goldeneye

[EviLsEyE]

[Nomschta]

das dilemma kenn ich nur zu gut hab das problem aber eher mit mir selbst als mit dem management.

[EviLsEyE]

Wie gut das ist! Das kommt auf meine Magnettafel

[EviLsEyE]

[Morb1d]

[zeeno]

Das passiert mir in jedem Projekt....

[EviLsEyE]

Wem nicht?
Dafür gibt's doch Refactoring

[CTCooL]

ah, jetzt wird mir einiges klarer

[EviLsEyE]

Interessant, dass der erste Post auf dieser Seite genau 1 Jahr her ist

[Whitey Weiszmann]

<@bhaak> commit early, commit often
<@bhaak> kids, that is only sound advice for programming, not for marriage!
<kerio> there’s no rollback in marriage, only blame

€: noch einer
<@joosa> how do you say float in java? just 1.5f?
<@Gliptic> FloatFactoryFactory.getInstance(FloatFactoryFactory.defaultInstanceDescriptionString).getFactory(Locale.getLocale("en-US")).createBuilder().setString ("1.5").getResult()

[Morb1d]

Das ist immer wieder erheiternd: https://twitter.com/#!/CodeWisdom

Und natürlich das hier: http://programming-motherfucker.com/

[thg]

Und natürlich das hier: Programming, Motherfucker - Do you speak it?

Ich als Certified ScrumMaster sag da doch einfach nur lautstark: PAH!

[EviLsEyE]